(Historical Notes: It’s worth noting that, at the time I wrote this, I hadn’t come up with Ichabod’s mysterious girlfriend yet.  If I HAD known about her, Ichabod’s response here would have been less coy and more definitive.  Like, there would have been some really random rare quality to the water in this one building or something, and the presence of a gaggle of cute girls in frilly costumes genuinely WOULD be a complete coincidence.)