Frankly, I find it astounding that Disney hasn’t tried to buy up the rights to Manos: The Hands of Fate. It seems right up there alley.

(Historical Notes: Ah yes, back when Disney buying everything was still a relatively topical joke.  If I were to write this comic today, the plot would be about them quietly looking for ways to sell off a few chunks of the galaxy without anybody noticing.  Actually, no.  The whole “buying Manos” remark doesn’t even make sense because Manos: The Hands of Fate is in the public domain due to a lack of copyright notice.  So if I actually DID write this comic today, it’d be about a Manos/Steamboat Willie crossover.)